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Have you heard this one? I have heard it repeatedly in the United States and even heard a schoolteacher misinforming her class at a museum in Brisbane, Australia. This is incorrect, but to clarify it, several points need to be explained first. The animals Most folks who retell this tale have no idea that they are referring to two completely separate groups of animals: "daddy-longlegs" and "daddy-longlegs spiders".

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nedes For a variety of reasons including Amnesty International and a humanitarian code of ethics, this research has never been done. Isaac, Age 5 — My dad would like a brand new car! From there I started to think of common phrases and idioms for a of these: Father:. The creatures most correctly called daddy-longlegs are in their own separate Order which is Opiliones.

But my mom has been nice, so she is getting a new phone! So, for these daddy-long-legs, the tale is clearly false.

To begin with I opened a Google Doc better than on paper or a Word doc as you can open it on other devices and started spewing out ideas. They are usually found under logs and rocks, prefer moist habitat although they can be found in the desert, often have Daddy needs a mouth flexible legs in the temperate Northern hemisphere but there are also short-legged daddy-longlegs and they do not produce silk so therefore they are never found in webs unless they are being eaten by spiders.

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Although the first thing that came to mind — BlogyMcBlogface — was probably a winner, I thought I better explore a few options. That sounds way more suspicious than what I was kouth. Willow, Age 4 — I think Santa will bring my mom popsicles for Christmas. They do not have venom glands, fangs or any other mechanism for chemically subduing their food.

Avery, Age 5 — My dad wants a ping pong table. James, Age 4 — Mommy is getting a remote, and daddy is getting a crossbow.

University of California, Riverside. But wait, I do know that that Mommy is getting a new rug, and daddy is getting a new TV.

Daddy is getting nothing. My daddy wants a new watch to look at the time like my watch. Mckenzie, Age 4 — Mommy is getting a new pair of sunglasses. Common names for Daddy needs a mouth Order are 1 daddy-longlegs, 2 harvestmen and 3 opilionids. He is going to name him Bluey. To begin with I opened a Google Doc better than on paper or a Word doc as you can open it on other devices and started spewing out ideas. Therefore, they do not have poison and, by the powers of logic, cannot be poisonous from venom.

Madison, Age 4 — My mommy will get a new phone because she likes to text people. If these spiders were indeed deadly poisonous but couldn't bite humans, then the only way we would know that they are poisonous is by milking them and injecting the venom into humans.

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George, Age 5 — My dad really wants a record player and a Kris Bryant autograph. Last week we asked our students at The Gardner School mout Santa would be bringing mouh moms and d this year. Some have defensive secretions that might be poisonous to small animals if ingested. Pholcids do indeed have short fangs, which in Daddy needs a mouth terms is called "uncate" because they have a secondary tooth which meets the fang like the way the two grabbing parts of a pair of tongs come together.

Maggie, Age 4 — I think my mom wants another computer…she said maybe. Daddy is getting a new picture of a Panda.

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In the animal class Arachnida, there are several lower level divisions called Orders. Have you heard this one? Matilda, Age 4 — Mommy is getting a new necklace. That sounds way more suspicious than what I was intending. My daddy wants a million dollars and some hot chocolate in a cup. Furthermore, there are no toxicological studies testing the lethality of pholcid venom on any mammalian system this is usually done with mice.

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My mom wants a new TV. Therefore, no information is available on the likely toxic effects of their venom in humans, so the part of the myth about their being especially poisonous is just that: a myth. Also, Daddy wants new clothes because he only has work clothes.

They have too much stuff. There is no scientific basis for the supposition that they are deadly poisonous and there is no reason to assume that it is true.

There is no reference to any pholcid spider biting a human and causing any detrimental reaction. The animals Most folks who Dsddy this tale have no idea that they are referring to two completely separate groups of animals: "daddy-longlegs" and "daddy-longlegs spiders". They are characterized by having one basic body segment which shows segmentation on the posterior portion, at most 2 eyes and all 8 legs attach to the pill-like body segment.

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